Seasonal Rationalizations

First Day of Spring: “This is the last day I can eat if I want to fit into my summer bathing suit.”

First day of Summer:  “Can’t fit into my summer bathing suit today… might as well have an ice cream.”

First day of Autumn:  “I just burned the bathing suit, let’s get sundaes!”

First Day of Winter:  “It’s getting cold. I’d better build up a layer of fat.”


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